Dear Madame: Should I stay with my boyfriend? I'm a Leo and he's a Virgo.
~Confused in Alabama

Dear Confused: My sources say no. If you have to ask, you already know he's not the one for you. I recommend you buy Madame Karma's Love Kubes™ to help you with future romantic questions.
~M. Karma

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